Kevin Tong Illustration Kevin Tong Illustration

For as long as I have been doing posters, I have been getting to know the various artists and their back stories. Poster artists are a great community and we share a lot of experiences together. It would be nice, I thought, to share some of that with everyone.
I’ve decided to start interviewing people involved in posters about what they were doing for work before going into posters full time. The stories are quite interesting and I plan to start posting a few interviews periodically as I get them. See the previous interviews with Rob Jones and Justin Santora as well as the interviews with Tyler Stout and Todd Slater.

DAN MACADAM INTERVIEW

The fifth interview I am pleased to present is with Dan MacAdam of Crosshair Silkscreen Printing And Design in Chicago. Dan’s prints, largely of Chicago locales, have a lot of character in the settings that he chooses. The printing is exceptional and his separations are seamless, nothing short of someone who has been printing since 1996. For years, he faithfully served the American Poster Institute by administrating the Flatstock Event at the Pitchfork Music Festival. Please check out the goodness at www.crosshairchicago.com

Wilco

The Printers’ Ball

Q: What kind of job did you have before becoming involved in posters (please explain the position, the responsibilities, the uniform, the hours, how long did work there, etc)?

A:  I taught SAT and ACT prep courses to high school students, for Kaplan Test Prep.

Q: How did you get that job (apply, friend hooked it up, family business, indentured servitude)?

A:  I had worked for an upstart company doing a similar thing, but for underprivileged youth in urban Chicago schools.  They went belly up, and I moved on to Kaplan, who are the Death Star of test prep.

Q: What was your least favorite part of the job (douchey boss, lame customers, hard labor)? Any interesting stories?

A: I came away with a very negative outlook on this sort of testing in general.  They basically teach you how to game the tests, by deciphering the way they are written.  I taught the math course, and I can tell you that if you are actually calculating anything, you are a fool.  The SAT and ACT do not measure your knowledge, they measure your skill at test taking.  And if your parents have the money to afford this expensive class where they teach you all these tricks and cheats and drill you on them… Yeah.  You are going to get a higher score than the kids who couldn’t afford the class.  Regardless of how well well you have applied yourself in school, or how much you have studied the actual material the SAT and ACT purport to test.  It completely works, and it is completely fucked and unfair. 

Q: Did you quit or get fired?

A: Unclear.  Students in the classes I taught consistently improved their scores, but they kept giving me worse and worse assignments that required me to drive ever further out, with that time and mileage uncompensated.  So I quit, but I think they were hoping I would quit.  Call it a ‘soft fire.’  I think my scruffy appearance and bloodshot eyes made Kaplan uncomfortable.

Q: Despite how unrelated that job was, is there anything that you learned on that job that you still apply to what you are doing in posters/prints today?

A: Not a damn thing.

Q: Are you in a better place now, doing posters and prints or was that job your true calling?

A:  To be fair I was making prints and posters then too, just not as a full time pursuit.  That job was such an utter waste of time that, until Tong asked the question, I had forgotten about it completely.  I met some people there for whom perhaps it was their true calling by default, and they were sad sad souls.  They’re probably dead now.

JON SMITH INTERVIEW

The sixth interview I am pleased to present is with the one and only, Jon Smith (that’s actually not true at all, Jon Smith is an EXTREMELY common name). I’m a big fan of Jon’s work. I got to know him first when he worked for a printer that I use and later as an accomplished designer. Jon’s quirky personality and humor (he’s kind of funny/miserable in a Louie CK kinda way) really come through in his work, as well as a refined sense of geek/nerd/dork culture. His work is a regular fixture at Spoke Art, Nakatomi, and dozens of bands. Let’s hope we see more of him in the years to come. Check out his portfolio at www.smithbellcraft.com

Q: What kind of job did you have before becoming involved in posters (please explain the position, the responsibilities, the uniform, thehours, how long did work there, etc)?

A: Well I just had bullshit part time jobs from high school through Art school then I had a job at a start up web game company. Then I got into posters and worked at D&L Screenprinting for roughly four years, part and full time.

Any jobs outside of design have all been circumstantial, not jobs I could ever see myself making a career out of.

I guess I should focus on the most interesting or funny job which would be Ernie’s Truck Stop in Kent, Washington: Wretched hive of scum and villainy.

I was “the lot guy”, I got a white jump suit, broom and dust pan, pressure sprayer, bucket of soap and brush to scrub diesel off of concrete (how futile is that???) and whatever tools I needed to do whatever crap needed done around the entire parking lot and the endless gas pumps. Also it’s a 76 Station so I got a bitchin white short sleeve work shirt with the 76 logo on the pocket BUT the one I got had been bleached to shit so the orange was kinda yellowy and the blue was purple.

Q: How did you get that job (apply, friend hooked it up, familybusiness, indentured servitude)?

A: I worked there for about a year and a half. I was hired on a whim because I was friends with Ernie’s grandson. Ernie’s was a place that a handful of guys I knew got jobs just because they were young, dumb, needed work and didn’t have a lot of options, I was no exception. I had just been fired from Safeway. I was 19 and still living with my folks (while going to art school) and I had no plans on telling them, I just needed a new job fast.

They told me the last guy that worked the lot got fired for selling the truckers speed out of the parking lot AND so did I….hahaaa, no, just kidding but I heard that the guy who replaced me was fired for the same.

Q: What was your least favorite part of the job (douchey boss, lame customers, hard labor)? Any interesting stories?

A: Least favorite part? PISS. Picking up containers of urine. It’s a truck stop, it’s the first thing they warn you about. These guys are on long haul they don’t stop until they absolutely have to so they fill up gallon milk jugs, Apple Juice containers, anything with a lid and leave them anywhere they please. They mostly don’t give a shit, they’re truck drivers, it’s a truck stop. The considerate ones will put them in the trash, some leave them on top of the gas pump and some just kinda drop them out the window anywhere.

So there’s that. I guess I was too young to be on the look out for “Lot Lizards”(hookers). People ask if I have any funny stories about skanky ladies visiting the trucks staying overnight and as a growns up now I’m kind of surprised I don’t remember seeing much of that but it was probably cuz I only worked during the day, never past 4PM….the freaks come out at night, yknow.

Found a syringe or two in the garbage which made me deathly afraid I could accidentally get stabbed by one while collecting the trash which is kinda half the job. There were 8 trash cans to change out every day, which were big ass steel drums. Took two hours to change out sometimes.

One time some idiot flicked a cig out the window on the way into the lot and it caught the beauty bark on fire. Not major enough for the fire department, just the perfect size a fire to keep Jon busy for a couple hours. It’s a long lot so I had to go around and hose it all down, make sure every inch of bark was wet and not smoking.

The fun part of the job was hiding. I had this little storage/office/booth in the middle of the rows of diesel pumps and when there was a truck parked at my pump I could hang out in there and the upstairs office (where my boss was) couldn’t see me. I also figured out how to position the milk crate in there so I could sit comfortably while keeping my head under the window so from the office you couldn’t tell I was in there. I read a lot of comics in there. In fact the first day I worked there it snowed, which was weird as Hell cuz it was May. Because it snowed no one was going to come out and bug me in my booth. I read like 40 pages of a book that day…which is probably the most pages of any book I’ve ever read…ever!…I mean, in one day.

So the job was, get my shit done and then kill as much time as possible hiding from my boss the rest of the shift. I listened to a shit load of sports talk and classic rock radio, that and the free soda and or hot cocoa got me through that job, comics and sketching shit, OH FUCK I just remembered I used to write  these lame, half baked songs in there too!! My friends had a band that I was trying to weasel my way into….I am not a musician by any means, embarrassing(funny) stuff.

Q: Did you quit or get fired?

A: I got “phased out” they just slowly cut my hours down a few every week until I said WTF and they’re like “OMG we’re just gonna hire the Mexican guy who does the leaf blowing for the station and pay him under the table to do your job.”

Q: Despite how unrelated that job was, is there anything that you learned on that job that you still apply to what you are doing in posters/prints today?

A: Good question. I feel as a creative type it’s all about perspective. The stories and experiences you have make you unique and hopefully somehow make your voice interesting as a writer, painter, comedian, designer, whatever you’re doing. I was exposed to an interesting lifestyle and a walk of life I wasn’t going to get anywhere else and it gave me time to daydream.

It was really gross and a pain in the ass but I made it work for me. Kind of like Andy Dufresne in Shawshank…not that dramatic of course but you get the point. I came out unscathed with a handful of stories, that’s a positive.

Q: Are you in a better place now, doing posters and prints or was thatjob your true calling?

A: Of course I’m in a better place now, I was picking up piss jugs ;)

“We are Shallow Gravy…

January 16, 2012

… and we are here to melt your brain and expand your mind with our heaviness. Don’t forget to check out our merch table.” – Dermott Fichtel, Venture Bros.

My latest poster, “We Are Shallow Gravy!” will hopefully do some brain melting and mind expanding as well. Making imagery reminiscent of math rock and progressive rock album covers was really a blast. The reference to Venture Bros is fairly obscure, but for me, it was fun to make something for hardcore fans of the show.


This three color screen printed poster is printed on 18 x 24 inch 100 lb White Cover Paper. The edition size is 300 and I have signed and numbered all of them. The price is $30 each and they are available for sale at my online store

I made this print for the Adult Swim art show at Gallery 1988, where it sold out on their site, so I am offering up my copies for sale. To see more photos of the poster, please see my flickr photoset.

Hi everyone. This is me wishing you all a great holiday season. I hope that gifts and good times abound for everyone.

Here are some pictures from the various events and travel I have done in December. The fun was intense and I’m glad I got a chance to get away from the ole’ desk and computer.

UNIQUE LA:

RENEGADE CRAFT FAIR LOS ANGELES:

RENEGADE CRAFT FAIR SAN FRANCISCO:

And just for fun, I wanted to include photos from the Dieter Rams Exhibit at the SF MoMA. I find his work to be refreshing and his principles regarding good design to be very thought provoking.

CHOKE on THIS!

December 12, 2011

NOTE: The final shipping day for Kevin Tong Illustration in 2011 is December 14. All domestic (US) orders placed before then should arrive before Christmas. International orders cannot be guaranteed to arrive before Christmas due to varying customs policies.

This marks the fourth time that I have worked with ChuckPalahniuk.net to make a poster for one of Chuck’s books (Fight Club, Invisible Monsters, Rant)

The printing on this poster is marvelous. This screen printed beauty is a four color poster (utilizing only three screens due to a split fountain blend) printed on 18 x 24 inch 100 lb Factory Green French Paper. The edition size is 200 and all prints are signed/numbered by me. The price is $30 each and they are for sale at my online store

In addition to being a poster, this design is also available as a t-shirt in various sizes, styles, and colors, sold exclusively by ChuckPalahniuk.net

On an additional note, I’ve finally added the entire Unfamiliar Objects Series to my online store.

The prints are all available individually or as full sets with matching numbers for $180, an incredible deal.

The Choke posters and the Unfamiliar Objects Art Prints can also be purchased from me in person at Renegade Craft Fair San Francisco (12/17-12/18)

NEW GOODIES!

December 6, 2011

NOTE: The final shipping day for Kevin Tong Illustration in 2011 is December 14. All domestic (US) orders placed before then should arrive before Christmas. International orders cannot be guaranteed to arrive before Christmas due to varying customs policies.

It’s been a while, but I have finally restocked some old favorites and added some new ones too. Wheeerrree to start? hmmmmm.

Well, first, there’s my NEW self promotional T-Shirt, Born To Illustrate,

If you’re an illustrator toiling to make it happen, this is the perfect way to represent. If you love art, this is a great way to show it!

This shirt was printed with ZERO inks (discharge!), so it’s super soft and breathable. The shirts are American Apparel Polycotton (50/50) and available sizes are Mens Small, Medium, and Large. The shirts cost $15 each and are available from my online store.


Also, all my other shirts (Hummingbirds, City Robot, City Heart) have been restocked in Mens and Womens sizes.
All T-Shirts will ship to any location for a flat $5 shipping fee.

POSTCARDS

Next up, is this handsome set of 8 postcards

The fronts are from popular posters of mine and the back features a slick format so you can write to your friends and loved ones as well as put these puppies in the mail. The postcards are 4 x 6 inches and offset litho printed on fine card stock with rounded corners. The entire set of 8 ships for FREE and is available for $8 from my online store.

In addition to the postcard sets are the Mystery Postcard Packs

The Mystery Packs have been a popular fixture at my booth and I have finally decided to sell them online. I assemble four random postcards (completely different set of images from the 8 postcards set) and also include four 1.25 inch buttons. You never know what you’ll get, but it sure will be fun and colorful. The packs ship FREE and cost $6, available from my online store.

If you like buttons, I’ve got good news for you.

I made some button packs from my Unfamiliar Objects Series. The six 1.25 inch buttons are a great way to add some color to your bag or everyday wear. The Unfamiliar Objects button packs cost $5 each and ship FREE, available from my online store.

Lastly, the sketchbooks have returned. They were really popular and sold more quickly than I could make them. The wait was worth it, as I now have many more designs to offer (old and new) and at a NEW LOW LOW price.

These sketchbooks are handmade from recycled posters that get damaged or misprinted. Each 5 x 8 inch sketch book sports 60 usable pages of high quality white book papers. Not an artist? Each sketchbook is unique, so it’s not practical for me to offer particular images as covers, you’ll just have to be surprised!

They can be purchased individually for $5 each, in packs of 3 for $12, or packs of 5 for $15.

All the items featured on this blog can also be purchased in person from Renegade Craft Fair in Los Angeles and San Francisco. Please see my blog post from more information.

It’s that time of the year, where I do the big three events, Unique LA and Renegade Craft Fair (LA and SF).

This year, I’m super excited because I have completely overhauled my booth set up in the direction of awesome, I’ve added new products (soon to debut!), and I have stock piled some really rare posters that sold out from my online store.

Below is a list of the events and some general information. I hope to see many of you there!

- UNIQUE LA
- California Market Center, Los Angeles
- December 3 + 4 / 11am – 6pm both days
- Sporting well over 300 designers, Unique LA is the perfect place for holiday shopping and networking.
- Kevin Tong Illustration is booth number 133.
- Admission is $10 per day.



- RENEGADE CRAFT FAIR HOLIDAY MARKET, LOS ANGELES
- Los Angeles State Park, Los Angeles
- December 10 + 11 / 10am – 5pm both days
- Renegade Craft Fair is one of the largest craft fairs in the country, bringing hundreds of local and national vendors.
- Kevin Tong Illustration is booth number 92
- Admission is free.



- RENEGADE CRAFT FAIR HOLIDAY MARKET, SAN FRANCISCO
- Concourse Exhibition Center, San Francisco
- December 17 + 18 / 11am – 6pm both days
- If you love hand made, Do-It-Yourself, and totally unique products and activities, Renegade Craft Fair is for you.
- Kevin Tong Illustration is booth number 7
- Admission is free.

For as long as I have been doing posters, I have been getting to know the various artists and their back stories. Poster artists are a great community and we share a lot of experiences together. It would be nice, I thought, to share some of that with everyone.

I’ve decided to start interviewing people involved in posters about what they were doing for work before going into posters full time. The stories are quite interesting and I plan to start posting a few interviews periodically as I get them. See the previous interviews with Tyler Stout and Todd Slater.

ROB JONES INTERVIEW

The third interview I am pleased to post is with Rob Jones. For years, he’s been behind the scenes of a lot of things and his strong direction is a large part of Mondo’s driving force. We’ve had some great discussions about many things, often at 3 AM, so I hope this interview can give you a taste of this very unique individual. His extraordinary work has won him a Grammy. Please check him out at animalrummy.com

Avett Brothers

The King’s Lead Hat (Star Wars Print)

Rob Jones winning the Grammy (Box Package Design) for The White Stripes’ “Under Great White Northern Lights”

Q: What kind of job did you have before becoming involved in posters (please explain the position, the responsibilities, the uniform, the hours, how long did work there, etc)?

A: After college I did storyboard work. That was shitty but not very interesting. The worst job I had (and I was happy to have it) was working the line for a summer at the Combos factory in Albany, Georgia.

I squatted on a little catwalk that spanned the width of the dough extruder. It was like 50 or less little Play-Doh fun factories pushing out tubes of dough to make Combos. They were cooked a little so they would keep their shape, so I’m squatting in front of an oven. What’s behind me. The cutter and another fucking oven giving the dough the big bake. My job was to make sure the dough came out right for each of the 50 or so lines. If it didn’t, I broke it off and let the extruder shit itself into a giant plastic bin (there were a few of them lined up under there. When the dough corrected itself, I fed it back into the cutter.

I’d do this all day. At the end of my shift, I’d have to empty the waste barrels.

Q: How did you get that job (apply, friend hooked it up, family business, indentured servitude)?

A: My pop was the manager of the plant. Plant employees could get summer jobs for their kids. I was happy to work there because it was good pay.

Q: What was your least favorite part of the job (douchey boss, lame customers, hard labor)? Any interesting stories?

A: Some weeks there would be special flavor productions that required 12 hour days. Breakfast, drive time, lunch hour, and a couple of smoke breaks off the clock meant I was doing shit for about 15 hours before getting home. My weeks during these periods would be work, watching an episode of Simon & Simon, sleep, repeat. I really looked forward all day to seeing that episode of Simon & Simon.

Another thing, that pizza flavoring is in giant sacks and just permeates your hair when you walk by it.

Q: Did you quit or get fired?

A: Summer was up and I went back to school. The next summer I got bumped up to an office job. I wrote a check writing program and played Nancy Drew and discovered a undelivered 100K bag of almonds that the plant had already paid for (the Combos plant was also responsible for nut processing for all other Mars plants).

Q: Despite how unrelated that job was, is there anything that you learned on that job that you still apply to what you are doing in posters/prints today?

A: It really made me hate that blue grey luminescent color the sky turns right before sunrise. That’s when I’d be driving to work. I block out the windows in my office so I don’t have to see it when I’m up through the morning as it still bums me out. It’s like the color of Nico’s voice.

Q: Are you in a better place now, doing posters and prints or was that job your true calling?

A: I’m set doing this. I can masturbate in my office and no one cares.

JUSTIN SANTORA INTERVIEW

The fourth interview is from Justin Santora. He’s been a good friend to me and hanging out in Germany with him was a real adventure. Recently, we were both surprised to learn that our families knew each other, as my parents were friends with his aunt. Justin is one of the loudest voices in posters and his work is outstanding. He’s earned the respect of everyone I know in posters and I eagerly anticipate his new work. Seeing is believing at justinsantora.com

Iron & Wine

But Two More Will Take Its Place

Ween

Q: What kind of job did you have before becoming involved in posters (please explain the position, the responsibilities, the uniform, the hours, how long did work there, etc)?

A: This was a few years before I started making posters, but one of my jobs in college was that I worked at a fishing store. I worked behind the counter for usually something like six to eight hours at a time, four days a week. Other employees would take turns doing stock work, taking out the garbage, miscellaneous cleaning, and things like that. It was a pretty relaxed job for the most part, and I would daydream about skateboarding or draw on the backs of repair slips when things got slow.

Q: How did you get that job (apply, friend hooked it up, family business, indentured servitude)?

A: I walked into the place and asked if they were hiring. They gave me an application to fill out, and they asked me when I could start. There was a pretty fast turnover there because they hired a lot of bored teenagers who would quit or get fired pretty often.

Q: What was your least favorite part of the job (douchey boss, lame customers, hard labor)? Any interesting stories?

A: One thing I really disliked about the job was the sometimes pervasive attitude of sexism and racism in that environment, which admittedly should come as little surprise. People who have such stupidly unsatisfying lives that they actually hold racist beliefs tend to assume that everyone has such a worldview, so I had to put up with some pretty annoying comments from time to time.

Most of the people I worked with were easy to get along with for the most part, and there are even a few that I still remember as being really, really cool people. I remember this old man named Chuck who used to work there one day a week. He had all these old stories about musky fishing, and everyone loved him.

There was also a kid I worked with whose weirdness cannot even be described here. He once called into work saying that he would not make it in because he had gotten into a fight with his (also creepy) uncle while he was driving him to work and he had jumped out of the car. Cars could be heard blowing by him in the background on the phone. He made up a lot of stories, but we were pretty sure that day he actually called the store from the side of the road.

Q: Did you quit or get fired?

A: As I was trying to prepare for finals and book a month long tour for my old band, they began scheduling me more hours than I wanted to work. That, and that whole atmosphere was starting to get really old. I ended up quitting and feeling extremely relieved.

Q: Despite how unrelated that job was, is there anything that you learned on that job that you still apply to what you are doing in posters/prints today?

A: One thing I’ll always remember about this job is how irritating hierarchies are and how being an adult doesn’t necessarily make you mature. I think encountering things like being condescended to and treated as an entry level employee long after I’d been working there and getting paid a rate that was disproportionate to how much I was expected to care about the work have all been integral to the path I’ve chosen in life. Figuring out what you don’t want can help you determine what you do want.

Q: Are you in a better place now, doing posters and prints or was that job your true calling?

A: The fishing store job was never supposed to be much more than a stop along the way. I was twenty years old and still earning my degree. At that time, I wasn’t really sure what I would do after college other than vague ideas about being a high school art teacher (which I didn’t end up doing). I never would have guessed I would start making screen printed posters and paintings for a living, but I most certainly can’t complain. Incidentally, I would start learning about vegetarianism and become vegan about sixth months after quitting my job in the fishing store.

For as long as I have been doing posters, I have been getting to know the various artists and their back stories. Poster artists are a great community and we share a lot of experiences together. It would be nice, I thought, to share some of that with everyone.

I’ve decided to start interviewing people involved in posters about what they were doing for work before going into posters full time. The stories are quite interesting and I plan to start posting a few interviews periodically as I get them.

TYLER STOUT INTERVIEW

The first interview I am pleased to post is from Tyler Stout. For years, Tyler has been at the top of many a poster fanatic’s pile and will probably continue to do so. He has done posters for some of the awesomest movies and bands, as well as some great art prints, shown respectively below. Please check out more of his work at tstout.com

Iron Man 2

Flight of the Conchords

Le Loup de fer

Q: What kind of job did you have before becoming involved in posters (please explain the position, the responsibilities, the uniform, the hours, how long did work there, etc)?

A: I was a video store clerk. I worked for 2 years at Moyer’s First Stop Video, then another few years at Blockbuster. Which was less cool.

My responsibilities . . . I checked out videos to people. I examined their photo i.d’s, I recommended films based on films they previously had seen and enjoyed. I organized videos according to category. We had both thriller and horror. Both sci fi and fantasy. Cult was the wildcard. Family. Kids. Drama. Documentary. Foreign. We had it all.

Q: How did you get that job (apply, friend hooked it up, family business, indentured servitude)?

A: I rented 20 videos a week until they eventually said ‘you seem lonely, would you like a job here?’

Q: What was your least favorite part of the job (douchey boss, lame customers, hard labor)? Any interesting stories?

A: When Blockbuster bought us out, that was very sad. They dumbed things down a bit, were much more strict about things. We used to be able to play videos in the store, any video we wanted. They made us play prepackaged demo reels that were terrible. They got rid of movies. Just a sad dumbing down of a nice little video store.

Q: Did you quit or get fired?

A: I quit, due to moving 250 miles away. Then I got a job in my new city at another Blockbuster, and quit because they wouldn’t let me have Christmas off. Which was typically their busiest time of year, so it was understandable that they’d want me to work. But I was young and foolish.

Q: Despite how unrelated that job was, is there anything that you learned on that job that you still apply to what you are doing in posters/prints today?

A: Hmm…..well I guess working at a video store isn’t completely unrelated to my current job. But I did learn how to fix vhs tapes quite easily, a lost art. I also learned the importance of dusting and organizing.

Q: Are you in a better place now, doing posters and prints or was that job your true calling?

A: It was a much more fun and carefree job than being self employed. Plus I got all the free movies I wanted. Which was something back in the nineties / early 2000’s. Now its no big deal, but back then, it was a golden ticket opportunity.

TODD SLATER INTERVIEW

The second interview is with Todd Slater, someone who has been in posters for a long time. In addition to being a stand up guy, his work output is very impressive. Some great examples of his work are posters for are shown below. Please see more of Todd’s work at toddslater.net

Close Encounters of the Third Kind

Interpol

The Dead Weather

Q: What kind of job did you have before becoming involved in posters (please explain the position, the responsibilities, the uniform, the hours, how long did work there, etc)? 

A: I’ve talked about being an assistant to the assistant at the Movie Theater with my wife Kristie in an interview with Mitch from omgposters.com.  And I’ve also talked in several interviews about working at a t-shirt shop in Nacogdoches after college so I’m gonna have to go back further for this one.

I wore my share of hats while in high school and college.  The summer that I turned 16 my father said to me: ”Alright, you’re getting a job today. Do NOT come home until you have a job, understand”? No one would offer me full time summer work so I ended up working 25 hours a week at Pacific Sunwear and Bealls department store. I think working 40+ hours a week was my parent’s way of keeping me out of trouble.  To say I hated it would be an understatement. Due to a lack of (failure of) training, I never fully understood how to work the cash register at Bealls. It was so bad that if I ran into any resistance and no one was there to assist me I’d  just remove the sensors and throw everything into a bag.  Then I’d just send my happy customers on their way.  Sometimes people would just stare at me like, what the fuxx is wrong with this kid?  But, no one ever complained about their free clothes, bras, ties and what not. I didn’t even know how to tie my own tie, but I was supposed to measure men for suits. I laugh just thinking about it. After 3 months my sales were so bad that I was informed I would be getting a pay decrease.  I started off at $5.50 an hour and was taken down to $5.25 which was the minimum wage at the time.  My mother was pretty mortified by the whole thing and still won’t shop there.

Q: How did you get that job (apply, friend hooked it up, family business, indentured servitude)?

A: My mother shopped at Bealls and was friendly with many of the employees, she got my foot in the door.  I still feel bad for embarrassing her.  I totally get the idea of teaching kids responsibility, I just don’t think most 16 year old boys are ready for that.  My friend Wedge Smith and I actually made a sincere effort to get hired at Victoria’s Secret.  We took the applications home, filled them out, proofread each other’s work for spelling and grammatical errors. We then headed back to the mall to turn them in wearing casual suits, made no jokes and were very polite.  Again, there are very few jobs 16 year old boys can do successfully.

In 2003 my Dad got me an interview at GSD&M in Austin (big ad-firm, handles Southwest Airlines) and I was absolutely set on doing the interview in bare feet.  I thought it would somehow how set me apart from the crowd.  I’d be memorable (for all the wrong reasons).  Luckily, my father managed to convince me that it was a terrible idea.  Now that I think of it, I probably currently work at the only job in the world that I’m qualified to do.  

Q: What was your least favorite part of the job (douchey boss, lame customers, hard labor)? Any interesting stories?

A: Twice a year we did this huge store wide inventory at Bealls. It was miserable and it lasted all night.  The employees literally had to count every item in their sections to ensure the place wasn’t being robbed blind.  There was literally thousands of items to count by hand.  The people who were doing the auditing were miserable people too and just wanted to get out of there as quickly as possible.  I’d count like 336 ties and they’d inform me that there should be exactly 441 of them.  I knew there was no way I gave out over 100 ties, I still don’t know what happened to all that missing stock, but, I’d ‘count’ them again and ‘magically’ end up with 437 ties.  (Some shrinkage was acceptable so I would never give the exact amount that we were supposed to have.)  The saddest part is that someone after me probably tried to do it right and was left with a total train wreck.  Or who knows, there’s probably another 16 year old carrying the torch for me right now.

Q: Did you quit or get fired?

A: I think technically I quit Bealls although it was sort of a mutual breakup.  Both Bealls and Pacific Sunwear had one day a week where you were “on call”.  It meant that you were supposed to call in an hour before the start of the shift to see if you needed to come in.  It was rare that either store would need you to come in but when they did need you they really needed you… maybe someone had flaked on their shift or maybe the crowds were heavy that day.  Since I was working 50 hours a week I usually had to call in while working a shift at my other job.  I called Pacific Sunwear while working at Bealls and on this particular day they really needed me.  I told my manager at Pac Sun, that I couldn’t come in since I was working at my other job.  She was pretty confused on why I even bothered calling in and just let me slide.  I was worried that I might actually lose the job at Pac Sun so when I went to lunch at Bealls I never came back.  I went straight to the Mall with hopes of mending fences with Pac Sun.  You’d think that would be enough to get me fired at Bealls but they were so desperate for workers that they said I could stay.  I reluctantly said okay, but never came in for another shift there.  They called me at home a bunch and I finally let them know I was done.  I think they were ready to be done with me that point anyway.  My parents still required  that I work full time so I made myself very available to cover any and all shifts at Pac Sun and usually ended up making up the hours.  Some weeks I even exceeded the hours that the managers worked.  Ultimately, I choose Pac Sun over Bealls because the females were closer to my age there and I didn’t have to wear a suit and tie.  

“Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.”  - Henry David Thoreau

Q: Despite how unrelated that job was, is there anything that you learned on that job that you still apply to what you are doing in posters/prints today?

A: Nothing.  I knew that I didn’t want to pump gas for the man.  But I knew that before I started those jobs.

Q: Are you in a better place now, doing posters and prints or was that job your true calling?

A: Absolutely in a better place now.  I’m passionate about making prints and am focused on having a long art career.

The Post-Europe Post!

October 27, 2011

Salutations. Making this post as soon as I got back was what I wanted to do, but I had to play catch up with the mound of work that built up in my absence.

For those who don’t know, I recently embarked on a trip to and all around Europe to do a Flatstock poster show in Hamburg, Germany and a Renegade Craft Fair as well as an art show in London, UK. Please see a previous blog post I made about those events for more information.

All in all, the trip was very good. At the events, I met lots of very interesting people in many different countries. The countries I visited were Germany, Switzerland, Italy, Spain, France, England, and Ireland. When I wasn’t manning a booth or meeting people at my art show, I was doing lots of sightseeing, sketching, and photographing everything. I was in Europe for a month.

I’d like to share my sketches and photos with you here.

My Sketchbook:

To see the sketchbook photos individually, please see my flickr photoset.

For the photos, I took about 700 photos that can all be seen in this blog post via the slideshows. We all have stuff to do, so to let you see all the photos in 3 minutes, I made a video that quickly blasts through all the photos. Enjoy.

If you’d like to see the photos individually, please check out the slide shows below.

Hamburg, Germany:

Berlin, Germany:

Berlin Zoological Garden, Germany:

Bern, Switzerland:

Milan, Italy:

Venice, Italy:

Florence, Italy:

Rome, Italy:

Barcelona, Spain:

Paris, France:

London, UK:

Art Show at the Flood Gallery in Greenwich, London:

Dublin, Ireland:

Bon Iver Poster Time!

October 19, 2011

Hello hello. The poster I did for Bon Iver’s 2011 Tour is currently for sale. A few people were asking about it and I’d like to thank everyone for waiting patiently for their tour and my Europe trip to end. I’ll post about that trip soon.

For now, let’s do this thing.

The Bon Iver Tour poster is a thing of beauty, she is.

They’re four color (with a split fountain) screen printed posters on 18 x 24 inch 100 lb white cover paper in an AP edition of 100. All the prints sold from my online store are signed and numbered and the price is $30 each, limit two per household.

Below are some photos of the actual poster.

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